what did hitler say right before he died
i did nazi that coming
just kidding hitler killed himself
(Source: caleb-denecour)
what did hitler say right before he died
i did nazi that coming
just kidding hitler killed himself
(Source: caleb-denecour)
if you’re sexy and you know it send me nudes
hi i'd like to place an order
okay what can i get for you
uhm hold on, hey babe you wanted a large pepperoni right?
yeah we'll get a large pepperoni
“According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate beings condemning them to spend their lives in search for their other halves.”
~Plato’s The Symposium.
This is just legitimately sad.
and this is why i’ll never meet my circle.
i’m guessing it’s on another country or even continent
(Source: eternalseptember)
my mentality this past year has been “what is the point of doing things i give up on everything but don’t kill yourself because your family loves you”
(Source: billfuckinghader)
(Source: subgirlygirl)